woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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