i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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