rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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