found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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