remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
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I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
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The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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