that's an acceptable place to lick
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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