if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
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You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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