Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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