you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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