brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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