does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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