The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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