OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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