Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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