wrigley field is MILF paradise
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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