Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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