the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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