Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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