Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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