i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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