weddingsv make me drug and hornr
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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