i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
