Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
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I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
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That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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