i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
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raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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