I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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