I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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