Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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