she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
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Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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