Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
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The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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