Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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