we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
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Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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