Me too!
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
