I think I died a long time ago.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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