Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
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I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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