I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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