she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I need to calm my uterus...
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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