oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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