Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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