Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Randomize
