awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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