I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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