MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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