I think my fart just growled at me.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
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30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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