i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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