are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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