my soul wont recognize me after tonight
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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