normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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