I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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