I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just gift wrapped bread.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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