there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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