she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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