I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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