so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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