I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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