There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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