Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
But break dance skills will only take you so far
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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