Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
they call him Oral-B. enough said
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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