Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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