Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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