Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
another moral hangover. fuck.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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